The Bee Shirt
Only $10.00

Flash Your Friends! Show the world that you’ve been abducted with the AlienBees™ Bee-Shirt, available in Medium, Large, XL and XXL. The Bee Shirt is a Deep Space Black short sleeved t-shirt, with the line “Ask me to flash you” on the front, and our “Bee Abducted” logo on the back. Wear this shirt, and just try not to get noticed!

Warning: AlienBees™ is not liable for the number of people who will suddenly be very interested in talking to you when you sport this shirt. Please flash responsibly.

The Buff Shirt
Only $12.00

Available in Medium, Large and XL, the Buff-Shirt is an army green short sleeved t-shirt, with “BUFF” written boldly across the chest. The back has the line, “I Know Paul C. Buff Personally.” We’re not saying anything, but it looks as if there is some connection between this notable lighting guru and our own chief bee, King Luap C. Ffub.